Funny Quotes From Various Sources

• I thought we were having Stove Top? I want none of this soul toast. -- Pepito, SQUEE! #3
  
• What doesn't kill us only makes us stranger.
  
• She tackles everyday life with a perverted innocence that just makes you want to give her a big hug... and then stand back very quickly while checking to see if everything is still attached. -- Roman Dirge explaining Lenore.
  
• Ohhh, come on. You're the Devil. -- Jhonen, JtHM #6
  
• Damn you and your mighty word probe! -- The Devil, JtHM #6
  
• Thar's cookies to be plundered! -- Truman (a cute little duckling), Liberty Meadows; by Frank Cho.
  
• STAND BACK, AMIGO! this is a job for.... THE ANTI-CHRIST!! -- Pepito, SQUEE! #4
  
• Money can't buy you happiness but poverty can't buy you anything. -- Chris Pearson (random guy you probably don't know)
  
• Wet Jimmy's Gourmet Ass Meats. Do this be pick up or delivery? -- Devi, I Feel Sick #1